Tenacious D – 12 Drugs of Christmas

Tenacious D revittelee omaan ominaiseen tapaansa tässä joululaussa. Rakas pitää huolen, että joka päivä matkalla kohti joulua jotain nappaillan

“on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 kids of popping
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD”

The Simpletones – I Like Drugs

Hurmaavasti nimetty punkkipumppu teki 70-luvun lopulla varsin tarttuvan rallin, jossa tekee selväksi mieltymyksensä :-D

“I need a joint before my next class
But if I come in stoned they get all over my ass
Yesterday I went to school dusted
Everyone tells me that I will soon be busted

but I like drugs, I like drugs
making me high, making me high
I like drugs, I like drugs
Don’t ask me why, don’t ask me why, don’t ask

Everyone tell me that I’m a born loser
A fool, a disgraceful drug abuser
They say that I’m a lost and lowly child
When I turn 19 Just watch me run wild

I like drugs, I like drugs
Making me high, oh so high
I like drugs, I like drugs
Don’t ask me why, don’t ask me why, don’t ask me nothing

I like drugs, I like drugs
Making me high, oh so high
I like drugs, I like drugs
Don’t ask me why, don’t ask me why, don’t ask me about nothing at all”

The Rolling Stones – Something Happened to Me Yesterday

Ensimmäinen Rollareitten biisi, jolla Keith laulaa liidit. Kertoja on käynyt tripillä, eikä oikein tiedä kuinka siihen tulisi suhtautua.

“Something happened to me yesterday
Something I can’t speak of right away
Something happened to me
Something oh so groovy
Something happened to me yesterday

He don’t know if it’s right or wrong
Maybe he should tell someone
He’s not sure just what it was
Or if it’s against the law
Something

Something very strange I hear you say
You’re talking in a most peculiar way
But something really threw me
Something oh so groovy
Something happened to me yesterday
(Yesterday)

He don’t know just where it’s gone
He don’t really care at all
No one’s sure just what it was
Or the meaning and the cause
Something

(What kinda joint is this)

(Take your partners)

Me don’t know if it’s right or wrong
Maybe he should tell someone
He’s not sure just what it was
Or if it’s against the law
Something

Someone says there’s something more to pay
For sins that you committed yesterday
It’s really rather drippy
But something oh so trippy
Something happened to me yesterday

He don’t know just where it’s gone
He don’t really care at all
No one’s sure just what it was
Or the meaning and the cause
Something

Someone’s singing loud across the bay
Sittin on a mat about to pray
Isn’t half as looney
As something oh so groovy
Something happened to me yesterday

He don’t know if it’s right or wrong
Maybe he should tell someone
He’s not sure just what it was
Or if it’s against the law
Something

[spoken]
Well thank you very much and now I think it’s time for us
All to go. so from all of us to all of you not forgetting
The boys in the band and our producer, Reg Thorpe,
We’d like to say “God Bless”. So, if you’re out tonight,
Don’t forget, if you’re on your bike, wear white…amen.”

Method Man & Redman – A Special Joint

Tämä Blackout! albumin avausraidalla avataan talutetaan kuuntelija sisään polttamalla sopivaan tilanteeseen säästettyä jointtia.

[Redman]:
Do you want to get high man?

[Method Man]:
I see em. Does Pinochio have wooden balls man?

[Redman]:
Well yo, I got a joint I’ve been saving here for a special occasion.

[Method Man]:
Ahh, niggas, bitches, welcome. A full tank of gas, a pound of weed, a bird called Pinky. To the East, driver to the East. Funk Doctor and the Phino.
By the way, this is protected by the red, the track, and Tical. With the key.

[Redman]:
Oh shit where the keys at?

Cypress Hill – Stoned is the Way of the Walk

Kappaleen nimi kertookin kaiken oleellisen.

“Well it’s the alley cat
puffin on the hootie mack
some think I’m a criminal
yo, I ain’t all of that
Hit you with a baseball bat
when you wanna ill though
you wanna fuck around?
you get bucked on the Hill bro
Kick you with a steele toe
real slow hits from the bong
make me feel like Cheech
and I’m kickin it with Chong
Just like Cheech and Chong”

Classified – It’s Sickening

Laulun henkilö kertoo kuinka hurahti marihuanan polttoon ja kuinka se on ajanut hänet huonoon jamaan.

“Ended up in the mental clinic, doc said I had to finish
With the weed game and everything that’s in it
But I didn’t so I’m livin in this world filled with misery
Weed seems to get to me,
Better leave and let it be
I can’t believe that I ever put that shit in me”